I have a nascent blog about camping for people who are dirt phobic. One day I will unveil my many, all conquering lists, including the List of Pharmaceuticals for Panicky Parents Camping in Paddocks. And the List of 4WD Recovery Gear which I have gleaned from blokey magazines and my own, very cluey man, but which we rarely bother with because, well, there would be no room for incidentals like food and clothes.
My list today will not be included on my blog but it is certainly part of my preparation each and every time we go camping.
1. Change all the sheets and towels just prior to leaving such that you will be so busy washing and folding, you won't have time to pack.
2. Spend two hours at the Drs/Phlebotomist/Chemist panic buying antibiotics and steroids because five days of public holiday/weekend in the country makes you very edgy about Possible Illnesses. On this occasion there were Actual Illnesses, unfortunately, including the sort that makes you lie down for a day and further delay the packing.

3. While searching for the darkest possible clothes to pack for the little Vonerables, have them try on all their clothes and shoes in the 'too big' boxes. There's a good few hours of extra, unnecessary work right there in sorting, washing, and bagging clothes for the Salvos.
4. Drag the tired (we've just finished an 11 week school term for goodness sake), sick children around the shops in search of 11 pairs of shoes and Lugol's Iodine. Feel elated that you came back with nine.
5. Spend an hour or two at the computer posting to your blog. Ignore husband's quizzical looks.
6. Organise a surprise morning tea for your friend's 40th. Decorate the lawn near her workplace with pinwheels (thanks Twirly) and tiny jars of roses on garden stakes. Oh, and ribbons. And metres of pink fabric.
Okay, so that last one isn't something I do every time we go away, but so. much. fun. Tune in next week for photos of merinos and fields of wheat.
Have a beautiful Easter.